ENTERTAINMENT
Ganito Ka Rin Ba
Mag-English?
(To whoever gets
to understand this letter, CONGRATULATIONS!)
The following is a
letter found at a certain bar in Manila and have been preserved to its original
unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try direct translation in Tagalog,
Pls. read with feelings……
October
1996,
To Marije
I am not surprise or wonder why Dennis leave
you why? What reason can you think about but you’re very fat body. I thought
before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I’m realize that
he really can’t not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at
first, Dennis say he could not stand you’re habit of making pakialam all his
walks (lakad) and always calling to their house what he got home or this or
that.
And then he say he get ashame to me either in school or in his family and then
asking you to exercise you’re very very, very fat body. But you hate it.
Thought you’re the most preetiest girls he knows about. What do you think you
are “ Beautiful Girl” of Jose Mari Chan?
Even you are beautiful face ( to your think) you do not have the right to
called me whatsoever or else difference name one time or the other for the real
purposed to insults my personality because I’m never call you names either in
the front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to
calling me different name, I don’t have any other choice but to call you other
different name to. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE
girl. Shame to you’re body that is to a BUDING.
You can’t not blame Dennis for exchanging you
to me because I am the more sexier that you when you look to us in the mirror.
I’m repeat again that you are like Lozada when she is a girl.
Love,
The sexiest
Girl of D.M.
P.S.
You say
that I’m the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? And the
final is me. There you go
REACTION:
I really
had a hard time understanding this letter, because of the grammatical errors.
To be honest, I had to read the letter for 6 times just to really understand it
and to feel the message of the letter. The message of the letter was about the
writer(new girlfriend) comparing herself to the ex- girlfriend(Marije). The
writer said the reasons why Dennis left Marije. The writer kept on insulting
marije because of her fat body.
My revised vesion:
ENTERTAINMENT
Ganito Ka Rin Ba
Mag-English?
(To whoever gets
to understand this letter, CONGRATULATIONS!)
The following is a
letter found at a certain bar in Manila and have been preserved to its original
unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try direct translation in Tagalog,
Pls. read with feelings……
October
1996,
To Marije
I am not
surprise why Dennis left you. What other reason can you think of besides your
fat body? Before I thought that Dennis was only using me as his toy, but
afterwards I realized that he can't bear to be with you anymore. First of
all, because he couldn't stand your habit of interfering all his movements and
your habit of calling at their house and keeps on asking when he will be home.
He also
told me that he is ashamed of you, both in his school and to his family.He also
asked you to exercise your fat body, but you didn't want to. So you thought
that you're the only pretty girl he knows? Who do you think you are " The
beautiful girl" of Jose Mari Chan?
Even if you
think that you have a beautiful face, you still don't have the right to call me
in different names just to insult me because I never called you using different
names in front or even at the back of Dennis. But if you start
calling me using different names I don't have any choice but to call you
names such as PIG, FAT, OBESE, OVERWEIGHT AND A GIRL WITH AN UGLY SHAPE. Shame
on your very fat body.
You can't
blame Dennis for leaving you and making me his new girlfriend because I AM
SEXIER THAN YOU. Again, you look like Lozada when she was a girl.
Love,
The Sexiest
girl of D. M.
P.S.
You said
that I have a bad breath, but who does Dennis want to kiss me or you? And the
answer is ME. There you go.
